November 2010
fuckyeahvulgarcartoons:
“Bieber- “You sparkle, fly, and don’t eat humans! Are you sure...”
“go to google type “wheres chuck norris” and press im feeling lucky”
Teacher says take out your homework:
kushkrazy:
We had homework?
When you see your crush...
thisnigguhjordan:
1st you’re like
Then they do something cute and you’re
Then some one starts flirting with them and your like
Then they start flirting back and you’re like
Then two weeks later they’re a couple and you’re like
And now you feel like
“I will be the Man who surpass God.”
ilikeeurface:
For Victor ….just think of it as a...
“Black guy gets B, parents extend curfew.Mexican guy gets B, parents bring out to...”
“oldest daughter: MOM why’s my name rose
mom:when you were a baby a rose...”
“I was younger then, I wasn’t afraid of anything, I didn’t think about dying for...”
– cowboy bepop
“The weather is such a slut ..
The wind blows everyone…..
The rain gets...”
“Give a kid a smoke he’ll be happy for a day.
Teach him how to...”
“well i was just insulted:” What smells like old milk….Oh I...”
“A blonde is swerving all over the road, so a police officer pulls her over....”
“You took me home, you took my top off, you put your hand around my waist, you...”
“he tells me to come in, i do, he tells me to lie down, i do, he tells me to open...”
“asian parents:
*Your report card comes home*
YOU GOT C?!
WHY YOU GET C?!
YOU...”
“Hey look a pencil…I’ll name you bob :)
Hey look a...”
“Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks...”
– team america fuck yea
